Dear Glee,
You are the most awesome show in the world. I love you. Each of my Tuesdays during the season are filled with glorious acting, dancing, autotuned songs, and lip-syncing that thoroughly give me a great sense of enjoyment every time I tune into Fox. Even now, after the first season finale you still show reruns of yourself to allow viewers, like me, to play catch up when goddamn Hulu can only play the 5 latest videos and one has to desperately Google the shit out of the "Pilot," "Showmance," and "Acafellas" episodes because it is only the day before the "Preggers" episode airs that they finally decide to tune in and check out what all the talk was about, only to realize that they stupidly never watched the previous 3 episodes and are cursing themselves for not knowing what the hell is going... Anyways... Each of your cast members continues to amaze me in their performances whether they are the series regulars or special guest stars, which I have to say, are quite A-list, ranging from Broadway stars Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth, to notable music artists such as Olivia Newton-John and Josh Groban. Because of this I am hereby dubbing you "my drug of choice" (to quote Ke$ha). If it was ever humanly possible I would pay mass amounts of money to buy you in powdered form and subsequently inject large quantities of you into my forearm in an attempt to be just as equally awesome-tastic as you already are.
With love/devotion/a desperate plea for you to replace Cory Monteith with someone who can actually sing,
--Angelo
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