The first thing I want to say here is that the constitution of this blog has been long-awaited. I mean this quite literally, seeing as how I've been talking to my friend about starting one for several days now but HA Audrey, if you are reading this you should know that I am now officially better tan you (in case you ever had any doubts). Why, you ask? Because now I have a blog.
Suck it.
Anyways -- if you knew me personally you would know how funny I actually am in person. But if you don't.....well, it's a similar experience to when the past three Twilight movies have come out. You've read the entire series like, five times already, and are expecting a very deep movie about the romantic struggle between a vampire boy and human girl in an attempt to keep a lasting relationship despite his ravenous appetite for her blood, and the clan of vampire-hating werewolves led by a 17-year-old with a spray tan and computer generated six-pack. What you get instead? Well, sorry for the disappointment.
If my complete disregard for proper grammar by using an extremely long run on sentence (bad Angelo, bad!) threw you off track of what I was actually trying to get at here, then my point is: I'm hilarious in person. On the computer, mehh not so much? (Maybe you'll think otherwise?)
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....Okay crap so now I'm stuck. I've lost my train of thought and I don't really know how to end this so I'm just going to end it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight --
Now.
(PS: Sorry to any Twilight lovers out there reading this. No hate comments please!)
Okay so I lied just now about the end of this post. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to betray your trust so early on. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me.
......uhmm.....The End.
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